{"id":13469,"date":"2024-05-18T10:14:01","date_gmt":"2024-05-18T08:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.q-software-solutions.de\/blog\/?p=13469"},"modified":"2024-05-18T10:14:02","modified_gmt":"2024-05-18T08:14:02","slug":"got-this-funny-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.q-software-solutions.de\/blog\/2024\/05\/got-this-funny-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Got this funny stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On Duolingo:<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">several<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">recent<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">issues<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">with<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">customers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">my<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">husband<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vikram<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">are&nbsp;instituting<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">the<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">following<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">rules<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">for<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">our<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">bakery<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">you&#8217;re<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">asking<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">, &#8222;Do&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">have&nbsp;to<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">follow<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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