On Duolingo:
After
several
recent
issues
with
customers
,
my
husband
Vikram
and
I
are instituting
the
following
rules
for
our
bakery
.
If
you’re
asking
yourself
, „Do
I
have to
follow
them
?“
the
answer
is
yes
.
First of all
our
bakery
is
not
a
free
workspace
.
You
can’t
just
buy
one
donut
in the
morning
and
use
our
free
Wi-Fi
until
closing
,
Bea
.
Secondly
,
no one
is allowed
in
the
kitchen
except for
Vikram
and
Lin
.
Junior
,
you
cannot
come
into
the
kitchen
to
taste
the
fresh
cookies
„
for
quality control
.“
Thirdly
,
our
oven
is
only
for
food
.
Oscar
,
you
can’t
use
it
for
your
pottery
anymore
.
I’d
honestly
rather
not
have
our
cupcakes
taste
like
clay
!
Finally
,
no
,
Eddy
,
Vikram
Vikram
is not
opening
the
bakery
two
hours
early
anymore
just
so
you
can
have
a
croissant
before
you
run
at
6
a.m.
If
you
have
any
questions
,
don’t
ask
Vikram
!
He
is
too
nice
to
say
no
,
but
I
will
happily
deny
any
of your
requests
.
and copying it that way, makes it even funnier …