hat nur ein G gestrichen …

That gamer girl that told a dude getting on her „I’m gonna f**k your dad and get pregnant so I can give him a son he’ll love“ (paraphrasing obviously).

Ist it? Can you laugh about it?

Quite nice: I found out my girlfriend really is aghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

To balance it a bit:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes .. she hugged me.

to/on Rolls Royce:

You might get that (to the cartoon about dad and motherf…)

So get that:

„Every biological dad is a motherf…, but not evey motherrf… is a dad“

Don’t get confused.